New hobby - going through my collection of animal photographs and making them blink.

In unison.

Walking down my street with Sara yesterday, I commented on the beauty of my neighbor’s dogwood tree. “Isn’t the dogwood native to Asia?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” she said, “we had a dogwood festival back in Tennessee. I don’t think there’d be a festival for a non-native species.”
At which point I yelled “Kudzu Fest ‘08!”
The […]

The Pope is visiting Washington this week, which apparently is a pretty big deal. The only thing I’m really concerned about is people taking up space on my Metro car. Browsing through the news today, however, I came across a photo of good ol’ Benedict traveling down Pennsylvania Ave in his patented car. Needless to […]

While spending far too much time on illustrating this obvious joke, I realized there are an inordinate amount of slang terms on the effects of pot related to bread. “Toasted“, “baked“, and even “lit” or “stoned” to a point.
I wonder if there was some stoner convention where they all agreed that being high can most […]

Thought for the day: someone should form a cover band of The Shins called The Shinguards.

A month or so ago, my dad and I were walking down an old English country road, talking about nonsensicals. Somehow, we got on the topic of reptiles, at which point we meshed together a rather crude joke. Without further adieu, I present you with the only joke I have ever come up:
Q: What do […]