Due to a couple emails in my inbox, which translates to popular demand, I’ve resorted to the ultimate evil (read: quick and easy) to make available the bumper sticker below.

If you’re hankerin’ for a stickerin’, head on over to cafepress and order yourself up some bumper dressing for the extraordinary price of $4.99.

Please note: Any profit goes straight to my future kids’ college fund. That, or beer.