As anyone who has spent more than a human hour in a corporation should know, is is possibly the most mind-numbing environment on the planet. The fact that humanity spends years of their life inside these sunless entities in astounding, and should probably be looked into by NASA or some behavioral institute.

Fig A: An Annotated Guide to Counter-Productivity

My meetings usually consist of me bringing a sheet of paper and a pen so that I look like I’m interested what they have to tell me. Unfortunately, the result is the exact opposite, as I then spend the next hour listlessly doodling. First in the margins, so as to leave room for the notes that are sure to come. Then, when I realize that it is but a vain attempt, the drawings invade the center territories of the sheet.