Adam & Garrett: On the Internet
Published June 20th, 2007 in 5th Grade Mentality, Regular AwesomeAdam and I were chatting the other night (as friends tend to do) and our conversation took a turn for the worse (as our talks tend to do).
A: Man, is there really anything you can’t find on the internet?
G: Dude, it’s full of so many amazing things. You know, if I could have sex with the internet, I would… wait. I do have sex with the internet!
Ummmm thanks for not distinguishing which Adam it was. You hang out with so many I know my identity is safe.
I figured that the link to your website was a pretty dead giveaway there. I’m pretty clearly establishing that it’s the “Adam Who Has a Website” Adam.
Jackass.